"First of all, let me tell you one thing. It's sad that you have opened the reviews for this movie. I know, I know, you might not have been in this world when this movie was released. But don't worry. If you are reading this during the day, just close the review and come back when it's dark outside.
Great, it's nighttime, and you have come back. Good to hear that.
Please close that door of your bedroom. Yes, close those curtains as well. Now, make sure your room temperature is below 20. And begin your journey of experiencing the best romantic coming-of-age Hindi movie.
You will go through THE emotions of the god of romance, SRK. He will have ups and downs. But he will make you feel all those phases of love. Now, stop wasting time by reading this and volume up that introduction song.
Deewana, Dil Deewana..."