Letโs start with the writing. The script feels like it was slapped together in a single afternoon, with dialogue that sounds like it was generated by a bored AI. Characters speak in clichรฉs, deliver emotionless exposition, and somehow manage to say a lot while communicating absolutely nothing. Plot holes are everywhere, and not the kind you can overlook โ theyโre massive, gaping gaps that make the story incoherent and laughable.