A Cinematic Catastrophe - Wow. Where do I even begin? Sikandar isnโt just a bad movie, itโs a full-blown assault on logic, storytelling, and common sense. Imagine every over-the-top South Indian action clichรฉ thrown into a blender - now remove the plot, talent, and taste - thatโs Sikandar for you.
The fight scenes? People are flying like mosquitoes hit by a tennis racket. Every punch results in someone doing five backflips and then spitting blood like they just overdosed on paan masala. I genuinely thought this was a parody at first.
Salman Khan looks like he wandered onto the set by accident and decided to stick around for a paycheck. His acting was so checked out, I wouldnโt be surprised if he filmed this between naps. The villain? Iโve seen scarier people at a toddlerโs birthday party.
The direction? Letโs just say if there were a โHow to Ruin a Movieโ course, this would be the case study. The story has more holes than a fishing net, and the dialogues sound like they were written during a bad WiFi connection.
Honestly, Iโve seen low-budget YouTube web series with better writing and character development. If youโre looking to waste 3 hours of your life and question all your life choices - Sikandar is your film.
Please, save yourself. Watch paint dry instead. Itโs got a better plot.