A Cinematic Catastrophe - Wow. Where do I even begin? Sikandar isn’t just a bad movie, it’s a full-blown assault on logic, storytelling, and common sense. Imagine every over-the-top South Indian action cliché thrown into a blender - now remove the plot, talent, and taste - that’s Sikandar for you.
The fight scenes? People are flying like mosquitoes hit by a tennis racket. Every punch results in someone doing five backflips and then spitting blood like they just overdosed on paan masala. I genuinely thought this was a parody at first.
Salman Khan looks like he wandered onto the set by accident and decided to stick around for a paycheck. His acting was so checked out, I wouldn’t be surprised if he filmed this between naps. The villain? I’ve seen scarier people at a toddler’s birthday party.
The direction? Let’s just say if there were a “How to Ruin a Movie” course, this would be the case study. The story has more holes than a fishing net, and the dialogues sound like they were written during a bad WiFi connection.
Honestly, I’ve seen low-budget YouTube web series with better writing and character development. If you’re looking to waste 3 hours of your life and question all your life choices - Sikandar is your film.
Please, save yourself. Watch paint dry instead. It’s got a better plot.