I attended some of the most selective schools in the country. I have a law degree and read to my child every day. It We love the story and the illustrations. It is whimsical and entertaining. Spoiler alert: Dragons get carried away and don't read the fine print on the mild salsa. They cause some headaches for the main character but they're helpful in the end. Everyone gets to choose what they want their child to read or consume. I just think that Adam Rubin & Dan Salmieri created a fun book here that doesn't deserve all the scathing criticism.