Kai Ninjago

thats cool but have you heard of Man: Dr. Grant, Dr. Sattler, we're ready to try again. Alan Grant: I hate computers. Ellie Sattler: The feeling's mutual! ( A lead bullet gets loaded into a machine that blasts the bullet into the ground) Man: You'll get a reading out of that. Woman: Did it work? Ellie Sattler: How long does it usually take? Man: Should bring immediate return. Shoot the radar into the ground, and the bone bounces the image- (clicks a knob) - back. Bounces it back... (Computer reveals a velociraptor skeleton) Man This new program's incredible. A few more years development and we won't even have to dig anymore. Alan Grant: Where's the fun in that? Man: It's a little distorted, but I don't think it's the computer. Ellie Sattler: Look. Post-mortem contraction of the posterior neck ligaments. Velociraptor? Alan Grant: Yes. Good shape, too. It's five... six feet high. I'm guessing nine feet long. Look at the extraordinary-- (Grant touches the screen, and it flickers) Man: What'd you do? Ellie Sattler: (with humor) He touched it! (Grant touches the top hood of the computer experimentally. It flickers again) Dr. Grant's not machine compatible! Alan Grant: (muttering) Hell, they've got it in for me. (Normal voice) And look at the half-moon shaped bones in the wrists. No wonder these guys learned how to fly. (People laugh) Alan Grant: No, seriously! Alright, maybe dinosaurs have more in common with present-day birds than they do with reptiles. Look at the pubic bones. Turned backwards, just like a bird. Look at the vertebrae, full of air sacks and hollows, just like a bird. And even the word "Raptor" means, bird of prey-- Boy: That doesn't look very scary. Man: That kid's a pistol... Boy:' More like a six-foot turkey. (People laugh again) Alan Grant: A turkey, huh? (grins) Ellie Sattler: Oh, no. Here we go... Alan Grant: Okay. Try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous period. You get your first look at this "six foot turkey" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head -- and you keep still 'cause you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement, like a T-Rex, he'll lose you if you don't move -- but no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes not from the front, but from the side, (imitates air swishing) from the other two raptors, you didn't even know were there. Because Velociraptor's a pack hunter. He used coordinated attack patterns, and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this (pulls out the raptor claw he found, the boy's eyes grow large with shock) Six-inch, retractable claw. Like a razor, on the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say, no, no. He slashes at you here! (Pretends to slash the boy's mid-torso) or here. (Pretends to slash the boy's groin. ) Ellie Sattler: (disapprovingly) Oh, Alan... Alan Grant: Or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is, you are alive, when they start to eat you. So ya know, try to show a little respect. Boy: Okay. (Turns to the crowd, glassy eyed)