Paul Juser

The original movie was one of my favorites when I was a kid, and there was a point I could recite every line in the movie with the actors. When everything went down with OJ in 1995, my only thought was, "What about Nordberg?" Liam Neeson is a perfect successor to the role of Frank Drebin. He has the same brutal seriousness in the face of the absurd situations his negligence wanders him into. He is believable as Frank Drebin's so, creating a new character without stepping on the old. There is enough material used from the original movies and TV show to honor the previous material without making the movie just a rehash of what's already been done. I expected this movie to be a cash-in that wouldn't get more than a chuckle out of me. Instead, I was laughing so hard that in the scene where Frank is using an inhaler, I wished I had one of my own . Speaking of the inhaler scene (no spoilers), this movie occasionally takes the absurdity to levels never seen in the previous movies, and I am there for it. The "sex" scene with Anderson and Neeson keeps unfolding and getting more bizarre, and it was hilarious. That brings me to the only downside. There was nothing disappointing about this movie, but Liam Neeson has such great chemistry with both Pamela Anderson and Paul Walter Houser that I wish both of them were in the movie more. Bonus, we get another scene where Stingray beats up a bunch of children. Don't leave the theater until the very end of the credits, or you will miss Weird Al's cameo. I said to myself as I was walking in that I would be really angry if Weird Al didn't have a cameo. There are multiple secret scenes, as well as jokes hidden in the text.

I thought the first movie was stupid and the second movie was much to long, but it was all worth it for this movie. I can't believe how astoundingly disgusting this movie was, I am so proud to have seen it. The rat scene is the absolute worst thing I have ever seen put to film. I gagged. I'm not afraid to admit it. I've been watching horror movies since I was ten years old and the rat scene made me gag. David Howard Thornton's performance is perfect, and has been since the first movie. He is a pleasure to watch as Art, but with an extra layer of scary knowing that's how serial killers really act. He is the next Robert Englund. If you love Troma and GWAR and Friday the 13th, this is your movie right here.

I love Sunny, I love the cast of Sunny, and I love their side projects. However, "A.P. Bio" was Dennis as a teacher. "The Mick" is Dee as a Nanny. "Mythic Quest" is Mac as a video game designer. Even Frank Reynolds is a conglomerate of many of Danny DeVito's previous characters. "Fool's Paradise" steps up to be something different. Charlie Day is a funny actor, but he really shines as a director, and I can't wait to see more.

I got about 5 minutes in. It felt like it was written by those AI script writers that were funny in 2018. A poor girl in a Russian market falls victim to a popular 1980’s rape tactic used by Jeffery Daumier and the Ken & Barbie killers. “I’m a talent scout for a modeling agency. You’re going to be a star.” Then she is whisked off to the most cringeworthy photo shoot to ever happen before she is returned to a bunkhouse where an orgy is taking place. All of this is portrayed as extremely glamorous. Time passes and girl is now internationally famous, heads of state are falling all over her. Also another woman got her head cut off by the Russians and mailed back home in a box for some reason. The dialogue sounded like no human being actually read the words before the script was in the actor’s hand right before cameras were rolling.