Hans Hartman

Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F. Yep, I give it an F as well. This is not an action film because the people in the film are too old to do action. It’s not a comedy either. I chuckled more watching Saving Private Ryan. Eddie Murphy has done a lot of really great things for people in the past. Don Ameche and Ralph Bellamy were in Trading Places and Eddie brought them back in Coming to America. Sadly, this does not have the same feel. It should have been titled, “The Long Kiss Goodnight”. Because that film was just as bad! Eddie, don’t rehash old roles. You will become the Liam Neeson of Comedy.

439,934 feet. This is the number of feet they were off for having ”The Heart” in orbit. I am also amazed how the passenger side mirror is shot out, comes back, and then returns to shattered again. Then, after landing on the top of the “Zeppelin” (which is Jet Powered and Stone “flies” around them in a wing suit), she has to suddenly go UP stairs to get to the bad guys. Then they run along PV Cells in what could only be called the open shell of the Hydrogen-Filled airship. Yes, photo ELECTRIC cells in a hydrogen atmosphere. I will tell you that every script I’ve written, I have a Strong Female Lead. But this is too much. If you are going to represent “Women”, make them good actors with good writing. This could have been a “James Bond” type of franchise, but sadly, it is a bad choice for Gal.