Jessie Atkinson

Alright, listen up—this is a crow speaking, and I’ve got a bone to pick with Crow Country. First of all, the WAHHH WAHHH—are you kidding me? Every time I turn the page, it’s “WAHHH WAHHH” this, “WAHHH WAHHH” that. If I had a shiny rock for every time I heard that, I’d build myself the finest crow mansion. We don't just squawk like that, alright? Want to hear a real crow call? I’ll give you something to WAHH about! And what’s with how we’re portrayed? We’re not just creepy little birds flying around for spooky effect. We’re brilliant. We can solve puzzles, outsmart humans, and plan better than your average conspiracy theorist. But in this book? We’re just random symbols for mystery—no brains, no cleverness, just dramatic shadows. We deserve better! So, next time, cut the WAHHH WAHHH and show us some respect. Or I’ll give you a reason to really caw!