Tortoise

Peak literature. 1. Life-Altering Plot - Infinity/10 I have never encountered a story with such depth. A caterpillar’s journey of self-discovery through relentless snacking transformed my outlook on life. Each bite, each page turned, was a revelation. By the end, I felt as if I, too, had metamorphosed into something new, something more. 2. Existential Symbolism - 15/10 This isn’t just a story about hunger. This is about the hunger. The insatiable yearning for meaning, purpose, and, occasionally, one single leaf. It’s a journey we all take, as we try to fill the void within us. Rarely have I seen an apple and a piece of Swiss cheese used as such powerful metaphors for human desire. 3. Visual Majesty - 100/10 The colors and textures on each page…they spoke to my soul. The artistry is so vivid I could almost taste that chocolate cake. Every page turn brought me closer to enlightenment. I now see colors I didn’t even know existed. Truly, this is the Sistine Chapel of children’s books. 4. Character Complexity - Overwhelming/10 Our protagonist, the humble caterpillar, is a creature of profound mystery. What drives it? Is it simply hunger, or is it the weight of destiny? With each food item consumed, I felt its inner turmoil, its quiet, desperate longing to become something more. I will never look at a leaf the same way again. 5. Emotional Catharsis - Transcendent/10 By the time it transformed into a butterfly, I was sobbing, overcome with joy. This tale of transformation has reminded me that we, too, can break free from our cocoons and spread our wings. My life will never be the same, and I owe it all to this caterpillar. Thank you, hungry friend. Thank you.

Not even fan service scenes from Danganronpa can match how disgusting this book is. I would give this 0 stars if I could. I'd rather listen to JoJo Siwa than recommend this book to anyone.