Andrew Kennedy

A lot of similarities between this and The Monkey. Doesn’t go all-in on horror comedy, and also isn't funny enough or gruesome enough to be a standalone of any of those. The plot is half baked and super thin, and there’s a lack of relation or attachment to any of the characters. If you saw the trailer, you saw the movie. Anything not in the trailer was just filler. But yeah, that’s basically it… bad humans try to exploit baby unicorn… parent unicorns retaliate. Paul Rudd was miscast as a dad, and honestly seems like a pretty crappy dad to begin with. When they tried an emotional moment toward the end, it falls flat because you have absolutely no interest in his relationship with the daughter.

Overall, it was kind of pointless. Not really much of a story, just random deaths, cheesy comedy, and no reason to care about any of the characters.

Definitely has all of the qualities to invoke hatred from an unsuspecting “just here cause I love Demi Moore” audience - lots of nudity, surrealism, and grotesque body horror in the last act. If you’re into f’ed up stuff, you’ll love it. It needs to be this way to prove its message.

It was really slow and tried too hard to be wholesome… to the point of mind numbing. I think it’s fair to say that when John Krasinski needs to actually write dialog (as opposed to a Quiet Place), he isn’t very good at it. The lines seemed very generic and ChatGPT-driven. I think if the music, tone and camera didn’t constantly scream “this is magical and you will be emotional”, I would have liked it more. But the presentation didn’t match what is overall an underwhelming story.