Jared Collett

fuck this movie. the ending is just "it was all a dream" what a fuckin rip off. wASTE OF MY FUCKIN TIME. this movie made me retro actively decide to never watch another depalma whatever the fuck his name is movie again. yeah scarface sucks to me now. FUCK THIS FUCKING WRITER/DIRECTER and FUCK HOLLYWOOD LIKING THE SMELL OF THEIR OWN FARTS! supposed to be a meta Hitchcock satire but they cant even tell a good story. it very much is insulting to your intelligence and yet people think this is sophisticated film making. yeah if you'r a hollywood fart smelling snob. this is terrible storytelling plain and simple. the part where he just kisses her at the beach and she doesnt slap him totally broke suspension of disbelief. she doesnt know him and all of a sudden theyr almost fucking in public? and he doesnt bother to explain anything or warn her at all? and every supposedly suspenseful scene is just everyone moving unrealistically slowly ohhh so artsy! NOT BELIEVABLE. its a spoiled snobby director playing with all his expensive equipment to make a bad movie that people are supposed to think is smart and meta but its just "it was all a dream" at the end. no payoff. no point. no theme. doesnt say anything about anything, except "MEMBER HITCHCOCK? DOES THIS REMIND YOU OF HITCHCOCK?!" no it fucking doesnt cause Hitchcock movies actually told a fucking story. i thought it was gonna say something about the depravity of the hollywood porn industry but it just glorifies it. this will piss you off if you'r actually smart and enjoy good storytelling.