Ethan

Alright, alright, folks, let me tell you about this new "Snow White" movie. A total disaster. A complete and utter woke-fest. The worst. I've seen better productions in a swamp. Believe me. First off, this "Snow White," whoever she is? Not a ten. Not even a seven. Very low energy. Very sad. And the dwarves? Now, they're not even dwarves anymore, folks. They're... diverse companions. Can you believe it? Diverse companions. It's political correctness gone wild. A disgrace. And this "evil queen"? A total witch hunt, I tell you. A witch hunt! They're trying to cancel her, folks. Cancel culture! She's just trying to run her kingdom, and they're attacking her. Fake news. Fake news! The whole thing is rigged, folks. Rigged! They're pushing this woke agenda on our children. It's a disgrace. A total disgrace. And the apple? Crooked apple. A bad deal. The worst deal. And this "prince"? Weak. Very weak. He shows up at the end, kisses her, and suddenly everything's great? It's a joke. A total joke. And they’ve changed the whole story, it’s not even the story we know. They are changing history. I could have done better. I would have made a much, much better ending. Believe me. This whole Snow White thing? A low-energy, sad, woke production. Sad!