Jeff Goldstein

I wish I could find all the people who gave this ‘film’ 4 or 5 stars . As I’m sure I’d be able to sell them some Magic Beans,or perhaps even London Bridge ! As a 56 year old,I reckon I must have watched at least a 1000 films. I honestly don’t think I’ve watched a worse one . I’ve got to be honest . I only watched the first 40 minutes as I have an IQ bigger than a mouse.Once the novelty of seeing Demi Moore naked wore off ( 5 minutes max) my concentration focused on the storyline,or lack of it . If you want to waste 2 hours of your life. This film is perfect . I would rather nail my bollocks to a plank of wood with rusty nails,whilst putting drops of Hydrochloric acid in my eyes . Than have the misfortune to watch more than 5 minutes of this ‘film’ again .