Fausto Claro da Fonte

I came into the movie expecting a decent movie. Let's just say that I didn't get that. This movie is to die for. An authentic piece of art. Humans don't deserve it. It has an extraordinary balance of hideous villains and beautiful prostitutes. I have never seen such well made and developed characters. The car in fire was so realistic that I really thought they set it in fire IRL. The transitions and compositions were exquisite. The plot twist with Morgz is the best plot twist in history. The sex scene was exciting as f***. The places where they filmed were so beautiful. The fact that the toenails grow at a rate equal to the tectonic plates move rate is crazy. Almost as crazy as the car explosion. At the end of the movie, me and the boys were breaking up in tears 😭. Morgz definitely was different than the one I remembered and adored. Doug Jones has the amazing capability of teleporting intercontinentally in dreams. The only bad thing about Carol, was her smoking habits. It was so surprising that she left Doug for Morgz, the best thing she ever did. Father 🍲(Stew)art was a Gigachad. Truly a work of good people. They deserve what they got and much more. Every person we know, including us, is addicted to the movie. I only watched it once and I already can recite it without any doubts. Freddy Mermaid was swimming in bit**es. He was so cocky and arrogant. Thank God the VelociPastor was there when he confessed, so he could murder him in one of the most painful ways, to pay for his sins. Carol should pay for her sinned action too. I really hope the VelociPastor saga grows into the biggest one ever. Don't recommend.😭