Mudcrunch

Taylor Sheridan's got nothing on Waterfront creator Kevin Williamson. Fascinating, fleshed out, well-written characters. The narrative is top shelf, with shocking surprises in every episode. Five stars ***** highest rating. Joe Bob sez check it out.

Creepy deluxe. Five stars *****, Highest rating. Joe Bob sez check it out.

They need to remake this story another 9 or 10 times, at the very least. John Bloom (Joe Bob Briggs) wrote the definitive book,"Evidence Of Love" and the movie based on it "Killing In A Small Town" with Barbara Hershey and Brian Dennehy, and that should've been the end of it. The fact that Jessica Biel remade it a few months ago is redundant, and serves no purpose. Neither does this remake.

Firestarter meets Carrie when the pair puts their fingers in an electrical socket during their "time of the month." Excorcist Fu, Witchcraft Fu, Voodoo Fu. 3 buckets of blood, zero breasts. Will be shown on Count Floyd's Monster Chiller Horror Theater some time next fall. Five stars, highest rating ***** Joe Bob sez check it out.