Matthew Elg

this is a review of a review. The text below in " " marks is a 1-star review i found and i just didn't like it. The text not in " " is me. "I am movie fanatic and i love movies However I have to say that Cocaine Bear is an absolute disaster of a film. From the terrible acting to the amateurish direction, there is almost nothing redeeming about this movie." "Let's start with the plot. It's completely ridiculous and seems like it was written by a high school student who just discovered drugs. The concept of a bear accidentally ingesting a bunch of cocaine and going on a wild rampage is not only absurd but also incredibly insensitive to the real-life tragedy it's supposedly based on." It was not a real-life tragedy nobody besides a bear died in real life also the bear intentionally ate the drugs I'm not sure how you missed that i don't think you watch the movie. "The acting is wooden and unconvincing, with even the most experienced actors struggling to make their characters believable. The dialogue is laughable at best, and cringe-worthy at worst." That's kind of the point it wasn't supposed to be good acting it was supposed to be exactly like it was. "The special effects are subpar, and the bear itself looks like a poorly animated cartoon. It's difficult to take any of the action scenes seriously when the bear looks so obviously fake." I'm so sorry the bear was in 8k not 16k quality. it looked very real to me and every else I have asked that have seen the movie. "Furthermore, the pacing is incredibly slow, and the film is far too long for what it is. The attempts at humor fall flat, and the overall tone is confused and inconsistent." You must have some serious ADHD. As for the jokes I found them quite funny and most of the theater was laughing at them too. "Overall, Cocaine Bear is a poorly made, insensitive, and unwatchable mess of a movie. Save your time and money and avoid this disaster at all costs." wrong it was never supposed to be a serious movie if you go in there thinking that you're going to be disappointed. I would most closely compare it to 'dumb and dumber' with horror or 'snakes on a plane.' i had a lot of fun watching the movie and would watch it in theaters the next day if a really wanted too.