Tevin Revell

Mickey 17: “What’s it feel like to die?” This cringe-inducing, plotless void is where Robert Pattinson’s career goes to die. He plays an overbearing beta-male sidekick in this pandering wet-dream fantasy film. Ruffalo’s brain-dead caricature leads a flock of equally mindless drones to their demise—a distraction from this dumpster fire’s inevitable crash onto the top 10 worst films list. The kicker to this film’s festering corpse? The “savior” twist is a smug middle finger to the seven of us left in the theater. Disappointing compared to Bong Joon-ho’s previous work, this self-righteous, rancid cinematic turd will have you clawing for the toilet handle. Flush it.