Cooper Moore

My name is Lauren Zapartti. This is my story. About 6 months back me and my husband Pete decided to watch Tall Girl on Netflix, but due to a malfunction we weren't able to watch it, it was then that Pete remembered that his brothers wife's side piece had recommended Lala land, and it was free on prime so we decided to play it in the background during intimate times. However as the movie started I became memorized with Ryan Gosling's good looks and began to forget about Pete, after a while I realised he was very bored and decided to fix that buying popcorn for him would be a good idea. I left to go buy pop corn however as I entered the shop Ryan Gosling jumped out at me and said "your life is too boring isn't it, your husband isn't enough is he." I didn't know what to say so I just stuttered yes as he grabbed my hand and pulled me into a car. It was in the car where he revealed he was a man wearing a Ryan Gossling mask who was sent my the government on some sort of Hollywood mission. I have been locked in a prison cell fed only once a day since. This is all because of Lala land, btw who taught Ryan Gossling to tie a tie like that its so terrible. My name is Lauren Zapartti.