William Lucas

A bunch of unbearable rich people doing impressions of Woody Allen in the rain.

I deducted a star because of Vincent Price who manages to go through the entire film without being sinister or scary once which points towards an acting range I was unaware of, 4 stars for Gene Tierney for being spellbindingly beautiful throughout

I very much enjoyed this series, especially the brilliant acting from the bloke in the blue coat who wondered past in the background in episode 2

Daisy Ridley continues to be really great at being lonely in things.

A bloke that looks like Andy Peters ruins everyone's lives by breaking into song instead of doing the job he is actually being paid for! frustrating.

Another one of those strange American films that thinks everyone in Ireland and Scotland lives in a castle and dresses in Next autumn collection, nice to see Lindsay Lohan again though

Doom Patrol is so beautifully surreal it might not exist and I've just dreamt I was watching it

The closest thing to seeing Rentaghost on the big screen, this very silly film is the follow up to Thor Ragnarok which was also silly but had Led Zepplin and The Hulk and no screaming goats. Everything is funny all the time which sort of makes none of it funny and then it's in black and white for a bit and then it's over and I was happy enough I didn't have to watch anymore.

The emperor is back because of space magic and he is making really big star destroyers and hiding them under ice because it looks cool when they emerge and now he wants to recruit Kylo for stupid reasons and..... Snoke was a clone apparently which makes you wonder why he didnt just clone a whole bunch of Snokes because he was really powerful wasnt he? ....I mean this is only 5 minutes in and its already a tangled web of nonsense and then the rest of the film happens and its so much worse, Carrie Fisher keeps popping up saying random things and everybody says really awkward things back to her and they all go on holiday to a planet of dance routines and they meet Lando who has no reason to be in that one exact place and stormtroopers keep showing up places 5 minutes after they do which is mental and then Chewie dies but its alright because space magic and Finn has something really important to say we never get to find out what because .... really no idea, he probably just wants to know why his previously important character has nothing at all to do and then Luke shows up and says he was wrong so not to worry so much if you didn't like the last film which was 100 times better than this then there is a big finale with people fighting but by that stage I was just wondering what to have for tea because no one on the screen held any interest and then that strange character who owned a bar in the first one who now seens to be really really important gives Chewie a medal from the first Star Wars film which she had just been carrying around in a bag the same way she had Luke's light saber in a box because... because its just horribly written and no one involved seems to care or notice that the first trilogy was based on classic story telling which is why it worked, rubbish