Brady Hauer

Definitely the best children's book out on the market. Would recommend ages 0 to -8. Without the guiding of Karl, I could still be in my family's will. But luckily I have seen past their capitalist ploy to keep me oppressed and subjugated while Bill Gates and the other stinky Bourgeoisie get to enjoy their own private islands with lakes made of gold. The only problem I have with this book is that they don't change the name to "Bible 2" because it honestly fits more. I am so committed to this book I have stopped paying the gas bill in my apartment and I only eat 1 raw potato a week because that is what real communists do. So if you need a nice stocking stuffer this Christmas (I don't celebrate Christmas because it promotes retail and Christianity, which in turn promotes capitalism.) the Communist Manifesto is the way to go.