If boredom was a crime, “Jewel Thief – The Heist Begins” would be doing life imprisonment.
Saif Ali Khan tried to save the sinking ship, but sadly, even Titanic had a better ending. The story was so confusing that even Google Maps would’ve given up finding the plot.
Dialogue writing? Aisa laga jaise WhatsApp forwards ko script bana diya ho. Characters came and went like guests at a bad wedding – no intro, no exit, just pain.
Directors must have decided, “Kya farak padta hai, salary mil rahi hai na!”
End mein bas ek hi heist successful hui – hamare dimaag aur patience ka loot.
Verdict: Watch only if you want to practice patience like a monk.