Michael LaPorte

Absolutely horrible from start to dismal finish. I was hoping for at least a few laughs. But even the drop the shotgun blow my head off was to quick to leave an impact. Dolph's performance was lifeless and and the rest of the group were so forgettable. The sets were cardboard and plastic with a few real walls. Of you ever find yourself in the zombie apocalypse this movie is what not to do to stay alive

It struggled to even plod along. I actually liked the 2 main characters and the actually vampire killer was a good touch until his untimely death. But episode 4 was pathetic. Lets wander around a vampire lair in our bare feet get a tooth stuck in it our foot and just limp along for a bit before dad removes it. Shanayna would have been dead in 5 minutes. If dad hadn't come to her rescue. Above ground she was all badass. Underground she couldn't hurt a fly much less a vampire. Then she acts like she's in a coma for 30 minutes while dad fights a hundred vampires with mom on his back What the heck who wrote this garbage and dont worry indengenious people are good and white people are either racists or vampires ugh

Unfunny and woke glad he's done