Yoko D

I didn’t even finish this movie. It was so bad. Just nails on a chalkboard bad. I used to not want to see R movies, but the Passion of Christ changed that viewpoint. This movie was not as moving or even funny. I can’t even begin this nonsense, no joke. It had a million F bombs, and it just got tiresome reallyyyyyy quick. It’s not like the Netflix Murder mystery movies with a bad mouth but a good plot. I don’t like cussing like a sailor but a great plot and not a ton of it can make up for it. It. Was. The. Worst. Film. I. Ever. Saw. Which is pretty funny because I loved master of disguise but hated this lake bottom scum. Bridget Jones to me kind of seems like a parody of someone with bad social skills, which isn’t that bad. I get it, but she and her man friends/lovers and others have such a bad outdated mindset of cussing. In fact, I don’t think songs were rated E till the 80’s, I think since I just looked it up. For tons of years, movies had murder and other nonsense but no cussing. Same with songs, too. The Room could be better than this. Maybe JK. I have zero idea since I have never ever seen The Room. Could be worse, but this is PIGPEN CRUD! How could someone just yowl, “F bomb it!” every zeptosecond, no lie. Okay I’m making it over dramatic but you get the idea! 0.0% stars if I could. Don’t cuss, minors or even adults. I’m done with reviewing this awful movie, the worst one I saw made. I’m thank gosh out on this.