This is my first movie review ever, but this movie was so bad, I couldn't resist. This dumpster fire of a film suffers on innumerable points. Primarily, it has an identity crisis that distracts from itself, a split personality if you will, zero character development, the plot moves slower than molasses in December, it's almost entirely lacking in humor, and our entire group walked away with no discernible message or sense that anything was accomplished.
Two things kept me from walking out of the theater early; the simple sense of wonder that something might actually happen, and second, the pastel 1950s aesthetic was actually whimsical and fun to explore visually.