Aliens travel across the galaxy in giant spaceships… only to land on a planet that’s mostly water, which happens to kill them. 🤦♂️ Really? You’d think they’d bring raincoats at least. Or maybe check the weather forecast before leaving home? But no — one spilled glass of water at a kid’s bedside is enough to end them. 😂
And their “weapons”? Forget lasers or cool alien tech. Nope — just some toxic gas. Which, apparently, you can survive if you hold your breath for a few seconds. Very scary, right? 🙄
The best part? These aliens can’t even open a wooden door. Imagine building spaceships that cross light-years, but losing a battle to… a 50-year-old farmhouse with a couple of wooden boards nailed to the windows. Humanity saved by DIY carpentry!
As for the “deep religious message”? Let’s just say I was also praying — praying for the movie to end so I could move on with my life.