David Armstrong '16

To be honest, I just wanted a video game to able to play while eating fried chicken and I am thoroughly disappointed. Call of Duty Vanguard is way too fun and enjoyable for me to be able to consume my crispy fried chicken simultaneously. Typically during previous Call of Duty games I was able to heat my leftover fried chicken in the oven and consume said chicken in between deaths during campaign, multiplayer, etc. Unfortunately with Vanguard this seems to be practically impossible. The gameplay is too smooth and the graphics are too complete. This has created an immense struggle as I try to play and eat my crispy fried chicken. I get grease on my controller and sometimes even die because I’m polishing off a drumstick. For those who enjoy eating fried chicken while playing their first-person shooting games, I would not recommend Vanguard. While this is (hopefully) a short-term issue for me and many other fried chicken connoisseurs out there, it is not necessarily a means to an end. Maybe this fault in such a well-made Call of Duty can spark the need for a practical invention like a headset with a built-in microphone and fried chicken holder. With this device I would be able to play Vanguard with a grease-free controller, chow down on that OG Crispy, and call my gaming buddies chubby. Maybe Vanguard can partner up with Turtle Beach to make a special Crispy Fried Chicken edition headset for their advanced users. Just spit-balling!