This movie changed my life. I have been enlightened and have ascended my human form. I would sell my children to watch this movie. My wife left me and ended up with Doug. I would have too. I believe that this is the pinnacle of humanity and I am ready to die as I am complete in life. I truly believe that heaven is the velocipastor. I hope that you will all be able to find the same enlightenment and purity in life as I have. This movie inspired me to fight drug dealing ninjas and my life has only gone up since watching it.