Eren Alpa

This show is the peak perfection of Hollywood Media. Anyone who even critiques the slightest bit of this show is wrong in every way shape and form. God gifted this show to us, and we must be forever grateful for how wonderful, and marvelous the plot is. Jarrod Schulz's rise to fame in the storage war community is peak storytelling and deserves to be in any hall of fame that prides perfection. Dave Hester and Darrel Sheets' rivalry is better than any plot written. As a community, we should willingly give what they deserve, and donate money to them every month, similar to a UBI. However, that UBI should be a minimum of $5 million dollars per cast member, and any directors, scriptwriters, or even the cameraman deserve it too. You all are too ignorant and small-minded to give the recognition this masterpiece deserves. Anybody who disagrees is wrong because I am both an egotistical maniac, and a narcissist. As I'm writing this, I am tearing up from how much of an honor it is, to speak about this masterpiece with such high respect. Thank you to cast members, Darrell Sheets, Dave Hester, Barry Weiss, Brandi Passante, Jarrod Schulz, Dan Dotson, and Laura Dotson. We honor you and give you an infinite amount of gratitude. Thank you for shaping me into the man I am today.