Part 1 of my review (Part 2 is a few reviews below, with the same profile picture)
If I was to sum this movie in one word, it would be masterpiece 🔥🔥🔥
Never have I witnessed such majesty in my entire life🤩🤩🤩, never have I seen such an incredible movie ever. In fact this is so good when compared to Spider-Man no way home, that movie is a big pile of trash compared to this movie
In fact the Oscars better watch out Mobius is coming in by a storm and Mobius will win all the awards....what???? you think that's ridiculous!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU INSULT SUCH AN INCRDIBLE MOVIE HOW DARE YOU!!!!!! THIS MOVIE HAS GIVEN ME NEW MEANING, A NEW LIFE!!!!!!!11 HECK I'M GOING TO THE ADAOPTION CENTRE TO ADOPT THIS MOVIE AND CALL IT MY OWN CHILD AND RAISE IT AS IF IF WAS MY CHILD.
Ok enough with the rant let's get straight to the review, where can I start... there's too much to say.
To start of never have I cried so much for one movie, never have I shared such emotions in public, there was not a single dry tear in the audience. Ohhh but one scene was too much for me, ohhh I could not hold in my tears, my emotions got the best of me. You see Mobius was stuck in a dark cave for so long it caused him to breakdown not being able to do his favourite things. But when he finally got out and went to his home brought out a toenail clipper and cut his toe nails of ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh😠ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ that was tooooooooooo much for me toooooooo much, never had my tears fallen the way they fell then ohhhhhhhhhhðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜. But, if that wasn't emotional enough, he then had to cut his finger nails ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ it's tooooooo much it's tooooooooooo muchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I could not handle it, it was too much for me to keep in and I wailed out in great emotion in the cinema, sooooo much so all the babies in the room started to cry out as well, that's how impactful that scene was to me. Now whenever I'm feeling like trash I watch that scene to remind myself of all the good things this world contains for us.
But, that is the emotional bits what about the funny bits. Well you're all in for a treat🤡. You see there was a scene when Mobius just decided to take drugs and next thing you know he's running all over the city trying to bite people's head of proclaiming I am Venom🤣🤣🤣🤣. I don't know how the screenwriter was able to write such masterful dialogue and action🤩. In fact those who wrote the script should have written Spider-Man no way home. However, I heard rumours that the main actor took drugs one day on set and he forgot what movie he was in and then crew couldn't be bothered retaking the scene so they just left it in. I am so glad they did.