Ben E

Where to begin, I feel I must preface this by saying that I understand how some poorly misguided reviewers are left unimpressed by Pepsi Man for the PS1. I too enjoyed gargling cum in my youth, but now all I gargle is Pepsi Man's effervescent and cola flavored nuts in my mouth. These charlatans that would give this game any less than a perfext score are creatures to be pitied and then euthanized humainly with 3 lethal injections of Coca Cola. Pepsi Man was a revolutionary title that kicked of the beverage based game genre in style with brilliantly composed score by James Shimoji and runner gameplay technology that would be shamelessly stolen a decade later by those temple run cucks. Hidden even further beyond stellar gameplay lies a layered story that offers a refined complexity similar to the taste of a cold pepsi. Pepsi man is a classic rags to riches story as a young vagrant, who has been laid off by Coca Cola Company and its subsidiaries, comes to terms with his betrayal and seeks the wealth of a soft drink company that successfully traded soda for several soviet warships during the cold war.