Wesley Favro

While this looked promising on the surface, The Guilty was an orchestra of predictable events. I won't bother describing anything of substance, simply this two room movie had a plot twist so obvious they might as well have just tattooed it on Jake Gyllenhaals forehead. Apparently the movie was pushed into production after Jake Gyllenhaal watched the original movie. The original was made in 2018. I guess JG watched the movie and said, "What a great film! The only way it could be better is if I was in it. And there was more ringing. And I said the f-word." Not so great.

It's truly difficult to put this plot into words. This movie makes my organs shift in ways that resemble being hit by a semi-truck on Highway 101 after an all you can eat shrimp buffet. I'd honestly prefer to smash my nuts with a hammer than watch this movie again.