Viking Ghost 117

Wife and I saw it in theaters. I knew I'd like it, but I was not expecting this movie to be that freaking hilarious and awesome. Matt Walsh's performance as an undercover DEI expert as he interviews actual leftists who have written the most influential indoctrinations regarding how whites are all racists... and then basically asks them questions as a loyal faithful follower trying to purge himself of his white racism.... which basically demonstrates how much of an oxymoron this indoctrination is... Then later he actually starts a class on how to purge yourself of your white inherent racism!!!! He even takes the role as antagonist as he interviews people on the right who have brought evidence to disprove this inherent white racism as a certified DEI expert!!! Whatever the top award for a documentary film is... give it to this man. Absolutely loved it! Nothing mocks these delusional people more than repeating their own teachings back to them and putting them in scenarios to apply those teachings, and watch them trip all over themselves as you can see how uncomfortable they become practicing what they preach. Their foundation destroys itself when confronted with reality. If you believe in said doctrines... prepare to leave a 1 star and go rage cry for the next rest of your existence. Mmmmmm Liberal tears. yum yum yum.

There are a few minor corrections.... a man shot by a sniper who is sent home... end of the episode it says he died of his wounds.... Turns out he survived and when the HBO series came out it was quite the funny story, when he saw that the series declared him dead. Another thing was Ike wasn't the cowardly unpresented runaway, and I'll be damned if a ww2 veteran will have his good name spoiled by an HBO series. Other than that... This is the best story telling and one of the most accurate accounts of WW2 we will ever have. It humbles me and angers me to see the sorry state of my country... USA... and it's pampered spoiled rotten no good worthless bastards who go around causing contention... calling good people racists, biggots.... and especially Nazi's. They have no idea the horrors that the Nazi's did, and how inhumanely they treated, and executed Jews, blacks, gays, special needs people, the Polish.... they single handedly exterminated 6 million, most of them Jews in these camps. So think on that before you go calling someone a Nazi. They were the greatest generation. There has been none greater before nor after them. I pray we learn from them, treasure their sacrifice so we can spend our days so selfishly. I will fail, but I will try to be as honorable as they... this Band of brothers, and all who serve me and you, and our country... even if it means sacrificing their own lives. "Greater love hath no man than this..."

Acting sucks, characters suck, story sucks, lines suck. They totally just stole the title of a movie to get people like me to watch it. For the record it was so bad i just couldn't watch it all the way through. I watched 30 min. then skipped ahead every 5 min, then 10, then 20, hoping this couldn't possibly be it... sure enough it was. The whole thing SSSSSSucked. unless you want to watch a movie for the sake of making fun of it with friends.... there are no good times to be had here.

I've read the book, and although the movie doesn't follow it exactly... like most movies... I've got to say, even though I thoroughly enjoyed the book, I still loved the movie better because it reaches more nerd games and stories, that were just so relatable. Like tip-toeing through everything nostalgic I grew up with and loved. Very well played! Well written! Well Acted! Funny, heartwarming, action adventure! Like holy s^&%, there were moments during the movie where I'd think... "You know what would be perfect in this scene is if this anime character/machine appeared to do battle!" and then it appeared!!!! I mean this movie was made just for nerds like me. GG ------ The anime machine SPOILER below------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------- A f^ing Original Gundam from Gundam Wing!!! Nerdgasm.

This movie is especially for those of us who have both destroyed, and been destroyed; who had all hope, only to lose it unexpectedly, just like that. This movie is especially, for those of us who didn't believe we'd ever find hope again, but somehow happened upon some, seemingly by chance. However, years after the fact you'll come to realize that every hardship had a more glorious purpose than you could have possibly envisioned with your limited perspective for the time, even though it happened right before your eyes. After which you'll shake your head, laugh in disbelief, as you finally see the bigger picture. If this sounds like you, then like me, you'll get the feeling that someone observed you from afar, never told you what they were doing, only to release the best movie your soul could've asked for. If you want to find a new favorite movie to keep around year after year as though you were aging a bottle of the finest wine, then I highly recommend you make room in your movie cellar, for: "500 Days of Summer". This review will make more sense after you watch it... so stop mindlessly browsing... because you don't actually feel like watching a movie and are simply wasting your time doing anything you can to forget about the troubles of your current life. Just watch this, feel good again, and perhaps even, motivated, to enjoy those problems inevitably heading your way, because something good might be just around the corner. It might not. You'll never know until you click play. ...So enjoy ;). I know you will.