Mia Klenk

Got so bored that I paused the movie and was appalled to discover I was only 50 minutes in. This movie is SO SLOW & not that funny.

This deserves NO stars. The SLOWEST slow burn. My family & the audience couldn’t help but laugh at how ridiculous the writing/scenes were. Incredibly cheesy, terrible, & not worth seeing. Would’ve taken “National Treasure” Nick Cage over this. The high praise “Pig” is receiving is beyond me. This film doesn’t follow its own logic and there are so many “whys”. WHERE IS THE SUBSTANCE?? They consistently deflate ANY tension that THEY build. Climax, who? Last quip, the Cage & Wolff cooking scene is straight out of a Lifetime movie. Save your time & money 🙄