This deserves NO stars. The SLOWEST slow burn. My family & the audience couldnโt help but laugh at how ridiculous the writing/scenes were. Incredibly cheesy, terrible, & not worth seeing. Wouldโve taken โNational Treasureโ Nick Cage over this.
The high praise โPigโ is receiving is beyond me. This film doesnโt follow its own logic and there are so many โwhysโ. WHERE IS THE SUBSTANCE?? They consistently deflate ANY tension that THEY build. Climax, who?
Last quip, the Cage & Wolff cooking scene is straight out of a Lifetime movie. Save your time & money ๐