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I think the other 5 stars watched another movie.
Almost 40 minutes in of awkward dialogue and we finally see our first dinosaur. The child had better survival instincts than the trained mercenaries! Lays potato chips and mints and chocolate bars had more screen time than all the dinosaurs put together. They need to let this series die. Watch it when it streams dont waste money on it
Jurassic World Rebirth
Review·12mo
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Love this series amazing book like the rest. But i have a bone to pick with the author in the character sheet at the beginning of the book he puts a spoiler of a characters death in their description! And she was one of my favourites
The Fury of the Gods
Review·1y
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Left before an hour in
Painfully slow, you know the actors didnt get paid much by how low quality the acting.
Seen scarier intros to a episode of Supernatural
Fannings character had all the angst of a teenager at 30 years old
The Watchers
7 likes
Review·2y
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The animation is wonderful however most of the plot and story is awful.
Somehow the main character becomes sidelined in his own show. I was really excited to see diverse cast but ended up board
***Spoilers**
The main big bad gets obsessed with a knight of the church who is suddenly ok with a relationship with “evil incarnate “
Edouard starts a lovely loyal character but. Won’t. Stop . Singing . Opera . Even when he’s turned into a monster he . Won’t . Stop. Which they even make fight scenes with it in the background
A constant trope in this show is “well my suffering was worse than yours so that makes up for my behaviour to you valid “
All in all a disappointment for all the hype
Castlevania: Nocturne
5 likes
Review·3y
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Wonderful creature feature but lacking
*slight spoiler *
A very good monster movie for a easy watch. The children actors where good. For the adults that is another story.
The characters for the parents are just not realistic and frustrating . Think a guy hacked iPad and talked to son? Don’t call the police. Non verbal kid? Take 10 minutes to investigate screaming at a sleepover.
Easy watch but be prepared to deal with gaslighting adults that have cheep written characters
Come Play
Review·3y
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I watched the show for Anthony Mackie. Stellar world building and amazing women in the first season. The second season was completely confusing with poor writing. If you just want to watch Anthony for the eye candy. You will like it. Anything else? No
Altered Carbon
Review·4y
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I absolutely loved season one. It got me to re read the books and games. Season 2…. I feel bad for cavil who is trying to adapt the world he loves. Bad writing that deviates sooo far from the books you might as well rename the series
The Witcher
Review·4y
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“Double feature of sirens and aliens” you mean drug vampires and poorly written 1960 alien movie? Worst season don’t waste you’re money
American Horror Story
Review·5y
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Music more intense then the movie. Pacing of the movie goes to half asleep dialogue to “oh ? Somethings happening , who’s dying?”. I leave my love for the horror classics