Leatherface

When Sex and the City meets Salt, you get Anna. It was 50 shades of boring... There were more sex scenes than action sequences. (if you want to call them that) The cinematography was good however the choreography was unconvincing as well as Anna’s character. Speaking of which, the stuntmen literally stood in front of her waiting their turns to be killed like cattle in a slaughter house. The plot was as basic as a pumpkin spice latte, minus the spice. It was awful. (and not basic in a good way, there’s no puppy) In conclusion the movie was tasteless, It’s the unseasoned chicken of movies.

I’m not sure what has been more disappointing, season 8 of GOT or this abomination of an “action film”. I know my opinion is subjective but here’s why I think this movie is trash. 1. The tone of this movie is on par with the Deadpool movies, it’s nothing like the original John Wick film. I think there were more jokes than action sequences. It’s practically a slapstick comedy. 2. Just like the tone, the action is comparable to Deadpool and it’s sparse. The action is very gimmicky at times and there’s way too much CGI with a lot of unrealistic scenarios (stuff that is impossible without CGI). The fighting and gun play in general seems a bit watered down and less believable than it’s predecessor. At some point in the story they introduce a female protagonist with two hounds (fine) who takes screen time away from John. (Not fine) 3. The plot was already established in chapter 2 however they try and complicate it by introducing generic antagonists thus two thirds of the film being dull plot filler. 4. The pacing of this film was very inconsistent throughout the entire movie. The ending was almost nonexistent, practically nothing happened. Overall I would NOT recommend this film, it lost it’s identity entirely.