John Forensicman

Elba and Cena were good together but that's about it. The whole thing was just too farcical, just ridiculously far fetched! How they crossed continents I have no idea, and wearing the same clothes they had on in the back of the sheep lorry for hours! The smell alone must have warned everyone they were coming! And as for that 'tough' woman, because of course it had to be a woman, beating all those special forces type men, (as if), her hair kept getting remade, and as for her wearing earrings on the job! Really?

I'm 44 minutes in to a film about a wooden key. At least that's what I think it's about. The whole film is so banal I'm not sure if I'm going to make it to the end. Utter drivel, liked by those people who want to feel good about themselves by saying they watched a film about apartheid.

It was simply dreadful. Can I have my money back please. A lot of poor acting. Actually a lot poor actors! Awful script full of holes.

I’ve just been to see this film. As an atheist myself i have no difficulty with people questioning religion, and they did this remarkably well. Having seen the trailers i wasn’t certain I would watch it to the end, I have a monthly cinema pass so it costs me nothing to go, but stay I did. Hugh Grant and the two young ladies were excellent, the film worth watching for their performances alone. It’s not a film i will go and see again soon, but I will be happy to watch it on Netflix or wherever in a year or so. For what it’s worth i highly recommend it.

PC claptrap! Spoiler alert! Who took more than 10 seconds to figure out what the girl was, even when they had her doing things when Clooney wasn't there? Not one interesting character among the lot. Complete yawnfest!

I honestly think Doyle would turn in his grave at some of these stories. And as for Martin Freeman, he couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag.