John Forensicman

Never been a fan of musicals. I'm 65 and thought I should give this one a go. Wow. It was brilliant. I will definitely watch it again.

I can't abide the Nora character, I can't decide if it is supposed to be an adult playing the part of a child, or merely an adult acting childishly. Very off putting. We of course have the obligatory homosexually, only there to keep the wokees happy. Describe Bookish in one word? Boring,! 5 minutes into episode 2 and I quit.

The acting was good. But it got to a certain point in the movie where I just thought, this is just too far fetched. I symptoms of dementia, so i forget what it's called, but i am going to mention something that happens so dont read on if you dont want to know... When in the diner he calls the police, he says Nick Cage is killing people, presumably he would have said one of them was a cop, we then have more shooting, Molotov cocktails being thrown around, fires and explosions galore, and yet not a cop in sight!! Obviously they didn't care about people and other cops being murdered. Then finally it ends with a load of stupid religious codswallop!

Elba and Cena were good together but that's about it. The whole thing was just too farcical, just ridiculously far fetched! How they crossed continents I have no idea, and wearing the same clothes they had on in the back of the sheep lorry for hours! The smell alone must have warned everyone they were coming! And as for that 'tough' woman, because of course it had to be a woman, beating all those special forces type men, (as if), her hair kept getting remade, and as for her wearing earrings on the job! Really?

I'm 44 minutes in to a film about a wooden key. At least that's what I think it's about. The whole film is so banal I'm not sure if I'm going to make it to the end. Utter drivel, liked by those people who want to feel good about themselves by saying they watched a film about apartheid.

It was simply dreadful. Can I have my money back please. A lot of poor acting. Actually a lot poor actors! Awful script full of holes.

I’ve just been to see this film. As an atheist myself i have no difficulty with people questioning religion, and they did this remarkably well. Having seen the trailers i wasn’t certain I would watch it to the end, I have a monthly cinema pass so it costs me nothing to go, but stay I did. Hugh Grant and the two young ladies were excellent, the film worth watching for their performances alone. It’s not a film i will go and see again soon, but I will be happy to watch it on Netflix or wherever in a year or so. For what it’s worth i highly recommend it.

PC claptrap! Spoiler alert! Who took more than 10 seconds to figure out what the girl was, even when they had her doing things when Clooney wasn't there? Not one interesting character among the lot. Complete yawnfest!