Q. What was my favorite part of the film?
A. When I got up to use the ladies room.
Q. What was your least favorite part of the film?
A. When I returned to my seat after my visit to the ladies room.
Q. Would you recommend this film to anyone?
A. Yes.
Q. If yes, then whom and why?
A. To my dog Aristotle, because he s**t in my bed this morning.
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