Him (2025) feels like the product of too many grand ambitions and too little restraint. The result is a flashy, overstuffed mess that lacks heart, clarity, or true scars. It’s a movie that wants to haunt you — but mostly it just seeps under your skin as irritation. Avoid it (or better: watch just for fun and mockabilty).
Rating: ★☆☆☆☆ (or perhaps a generous 1/5)