Carter Hoff

Easily the best Transformers movie I've ever seen in my life ever... But still just okay. Bumblebee's annoying, Elita's annoying, basically anyone who isn't Optimus Prime is annoying. It was kinda funny, I give it that. And the Animation was good, but for a 2024 movie, there are 2014 movie's that look better that Transformers One.

2 People... Toby Fox... Temmie Chang... With just an idea, a few lines of dialoge, and a few cute sprites... 2 people might have made one of the greatest videogames of all time. I am a changed person because of this MASTERPIECE. No, wait. MASTERPIECE isn't a big enough word... Whatever a bigger word for MASTERPIECE is, UNDERTALE and DELTARUNE are that word. Only $15 for switch. Please play this game...and share its beautiful power with everyone you know!

Never In My life have I played anything more wholesome and satisfying than UNDERTALE and DELTARUNE. NEVER! Music: 11/10 Characters: 12/10 Gameplay: 9/10 Story: 10/10 Funny: 10/10 Difficulty: 7/10 CHECK THIS OUT! YOU WILL BE A CHANGED PERSON!

HE DIDN'T SAY "IT'S MORBIN' TIME!!!" THEREFORE, THE MOVIE SUCKED! Actually though. This movie is so laughably bad, it's almost entertaining. Watch it for the experience and then never watch it again.

I've got nothing else to say that hasn't already been said. I'm not mad...I'm just...Really disappointed in you Disney. Just...go...watch "Wonka" or something. Jimmy Kimmel: "And the Oscar for Worst Animated Movie of 2023 goes to...*Opens moth-eaten letter covered in mold and dirt* WISH!" *Bob Iger hides his face with his hand, walks up to the stage, takes the Oscar and leaves to go work on his next project: 'Moana 2'*

"Post-war, Japan had lost everything. From 0 to Minus..." Celebrating the 70th Anniversary of Godzilla (1954), "Gozilla Minus One Is a spectacle to behold for its impressive special effects, the emotional, real human stories about survivors' guilt that anchor the action, and the great music. It's unlike any other Monster Movie. Instead of giving the audience 2 hours of the "A big monster blows up cities, eats cars, and kills people" thing that we've seen over and over, Godzilla Minus One is not a movie about Godzilla, but about the people whose lives were affected by its destructive behavior. PROS: -Impressive special effects and sets for such a small budget of $15 Million -Real emotional Human stories about heavy subjects. -GODZILLA HIMSELF IS COOL! CONS: -The Acting isn't great. -The English Dub sucks. Watch this movie in Japanese and in Black and White. It's better that way.

Google won't let me give this movie 2.5 stars out of 5, but that's what I'll give it. My brother begged me to watch this movie for months. I don't know what made him interesting in this movie, but I watched it last night and it stinked to high heaven! Story: A young monkey born from a rock is not accepted by his own kind for being brave, rebellious, and dangerous. So he tries his hardest to be accepted by The Immortal Ones, the gods of this story. The movie, at 1h and 30min is so fast and so rushed, but at the same time feels like you're waiting in line for a much longer time, waiting for some kind of challenge to be thrown at our heroes. CHARACTERS: Monkey, the main protagonist is such an unlovable character. He makes fun of people for being poor, and he constantly belittles the secondary protagonist, Lin, calling her an "insignificant pebble" throughout the movie. Monkey is way too powerful to ever be challenged by anything, even by the gods, demons, and monsters he battles throughout the movie. He's just so unlovable that just listening to him be a punk hurts my ears. In most movies, the main character changes heart or learns a lesson at the end about life and themselves. However, Monkey doesn't learn anything and turns out just as bad as he was at the beginning, with the final scene before the credits being him holding his fingers up in a gun gesture and pointing at the camera. Lin, a peasant girl who helps Monkey with his quest to become an Immortal One, is the only character in the entire movie who has a heart full of compassion. But it turns out that halfway through the movie, she was *SPOILER ALERT* working for the villain the whole time. Also...she's ugly. Something must've gone wrong when animating her and wasn't fixed. LESSON LEARNED/THEME OF STORY: N/A, sadly. VILLAIN'S EVIL PLAN: The Dragon King is the Antagonist of The Monkey King. What a loser villain he was. His master plan to take over the world was pretty cool though. Using Monkey's magical Staff, The Dragon King will use its awesome power to flood the planet. Sounds cool, but it was executed poorly. The Dragon King sucks up most of the ocean and becomes dangerously obese, which sounds and is really gross because his entire body jiggles when he speaks or moves. ANIMATION: The animation for this movie was impressive, but there are far better movies with far better animation. *Cough-Cough Spider-Verse *Cough-Cough. This movie looked like a cross between the "Jump Force" video game, and "Over the Moon." The fight scenes were made well, except for near the beginning where Monkey fights The Fire Demon. The fights with The Ruler of H*** and The Obese Dragon King were the best fights. SUMMARY: This movie is just alright. If I were you, I'd skip over it and save an hour and a half of time. It'll keep your kids distracted, but if you're looking for a good movie with a deep story, this isn't for you.

This is just Disney milking themselves for profit once again by stretching out the fact that they are full of magic, charm, and emotions. I was expecting something amazing from Disney bringing all their characters together. Instead, I cringed the whole time. The entire short film is Disney characters telling other Disney characters that they're meeting outside for a group photo. What really struck me as strange was that Disney included Princess Asha from "Wish," a Disney movie that hasn't even come out yet. We think that shouldn't be allowed. Maybe I didn't look hard enough, but I didn't see any "Strange World" characters, which makes no sense because, even though "Strange World" was just OK, Searcher and Jeager deserve to be part of this. The animation was absolutely superb. However, that's the only part of this short film that I liked. I also flipped out in joy when I saw Prep & Landing make a 0.2 second cameo!!! Prep, Landing, oh how I missed my favorite elf spies!!! At the end, all the Disney characters sing something that sounds like opera, like what you hear in "Alice In Wonderland" and in the beginning credits of the original "Peter Pan," which made me so uncomfortable because there's no reason to sing, guys!!! Some characters whose voice actors are still alive had original lines for this film, but for older Disney characters like Peter Pan, Stromboli, Merlin, and Winnie the Pooh, Disney recycled voice recordings from the character's original movies and just copied and pasted it onto their mouth movement. Worth watching for Easter Eggs, hidden secrets, and Nostalgia, but if you're like me and think Disney is at their lowest point in history, you'd skip over this one and go watch "The Blue Umbrella" or "Geri's Game," which are both better than this waste of money and time.

WARNING: PLENTY OF SPOILERS! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED, BUB!! I'd give this movie 3.5 out of 5 stars, but this is the only way people will read my review. If you walk into the theater expecting to see the old "canon" TV shows you grew up with, you will be EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem is everything you think you know about the original TMNT stories backwards. The movie explores the theme of acceptance. The turtles are viewed as monsters and freaks. But when a crime wave led by Superfly and his goons breaks out, the turtles, with the help of their human friend, April O'Neil, try to defeat Superfly to become accepted and portrayed as heroes. The Turtles were kinda flat characters who didn't change throughout the movie. Leonardo thinks he is a leader, but he's not, and he breaks down every time someone tells him he's not a leader. Another problem with Leo is that he has a crush on April O'Neil instead of Michelangelo, which ruins everything. Raphael is known for being the rage-monster of the TMNT, and he plays to that strength in the movie, which is okay but I wish we got to know him a bit more, like why he's angry all the time. I don't know if I have anything positive to say about Donatello. He's always been my favorite turtle and my favorite color, but now he likes anime. Gross. Also, he complains about how he has the worst weapon of them all: The Bo Staff, which is essentially a long stick. His master plan to defeat Superfly was inspired by an episode of "Attack On Titan." Michelangelo was great though, unlike how he was in the PG-13 TMNTs. He was the funniest, the weirdest, the most creative, and he's got them mad skills. The jokes made me laugh at first, specifically Splinter's fear of his sons getting milked on the surface, but after a while, they started to repeat themselves. April O'Neil throwing up on live TV made me gag and wasn't funny at all. Superfly is a weird choice for a main villain, but he's super cool and works anyway. Those extra, useless arms dangling out of his stomach were creepy though. He drops way too much language for a kids movie, cursing enough to make your kids ask "Daddy, what did those words mean?" on the car ride home. Supporting villains like Bebop, Rocksteady, and Mondo Gecko were goofy and brought back plenty of nostalgia, but they were just henchmen to Superfly who had no mind of their own until the very end of the movie. Why the heck are these legendary villains being reduced to mindless henchmen?! Shredder was missed and mourned, but a post credit scene suggests that there will be a sequel, with The Shredder as the villain. To sum everything up: If you're comparing this movie to every movie ever made, it's just okay. But if you're comparing this movie to other TMNT movies, this is the best TMNT movie so far.