Sharad17

I've been a fan since i saw the original as a kid in 1987. This is like a Disney woke cartoon. Story 1 has the social-media-driven non-negotiable feminist requirement for the mandatory girl-boss. In this case, it's inspired by the very popular first-world white girl with the shaved sides of her head, tattoos and fitness program who now thinks she's some Viking warrior. That's the first character who can somehow kill/dominate every viking man bigger and stronger than her, including predators?!? F*ck off with that please. Who in that clan at that time would allow, yes I said "allow" a woman to be involved with combat let alone give orders? Nobody except modern first-world feminists. So that's some woke bulls*t plot armour. Story 2 has a pair of Samurai brothers. Given that they're actual sword-wielding, trained samurai of that time period, they're still warriors of their day and represent the fast, agile approach to combat. It's a pretty decent addition, but again the humans are a little too tough and convenient plot lines are everywhere so f*ck off with that please. Then we come to Story 3. Why is there a small skinny kid here? Where is the actual fighting WARRIOR that belongs in these stories?!?. This kid is a plane mechanic and pilot, and not very good either. His segment is a cartoon of nonsense, luck, plot armour, and convenience. His presence is like an insult to the franchise themes. If you need colour, replace him with a 7ft Asian or African tribal warrior armed with edged weapons. Keep the samurai brothers but don't make them so invincible. Replace Karen the vegan viking with a 7ft tall blue-eyed, long blonde-haired Beowulf-looking viking. That would be great. And as for the finale, facing the predator king and final escape of these clowns...it's just so fucking packed with Disney, childish, candy floss nonsense and convenience that it's a joke. WHERE THE F*CK IS THE PREDATOR CODE AND LORE AND EVERYTHING THAT MADE US LOVE IT? Why are predators stupid and easy to kill here and humans are all winners with participation trophies? Because corporate feminist Disney Karen wrote this shit, that's why. Tonight I'm watching the 1987 original on Blu-Ray. It always wins the fight.