Kim Tomasic

Lord have mercy..save yourself. The only good bits were in the trailer. Literally!! Where do I begin.. the plot? When someone finds it, please let me know. A cat could walk across a keyboard and create a better plot than that. Now for the questions: Nicole Kidman - what the hell? Why? Let’s never speak of it again. And since when did vikings speak in Scottish accents? What was with the burping and farting scene? What was with the final (naked) fight scene? My husband and I punched through the pain because we thought something might eventually happen but when the movie finally ended we just looked at each other in stunned silence. It was what an optimist would call a slow burn except I wished it was was my eyeballs that had burned and I would have been spared having to endure this horror movie.