J Barnell

Very disappointing considering the hype. Stilted & just bad acting where the only story is of people stepping on each other. If I wanted to watch that, I'd look out the window.

Diddly Squatt from Ridley Scott. This 'film' is exactly like a fan film, made from outtakes & deleted scenes - stiffer than a stiff thing, or with it becoming an instant game - like it was made purposefully, alongside. No plot better than an episode of Scooby doo, characters that are badass one minute yet vulnerable asexual millennial emotional diarrheatics the next - It's so so obvious whats going to happen its physically painful. Just cut & paste your favourite bits from it's predicecessors & fill in some space station footage & follow the same storyline - "This is blah blah, last survivor of the Blahblah, I don't know where the f**k I'm going, apart from another sequel". I don't know who the actor is who plays Bjorn, but he makes you want to kill him more than the aliens, so maybe thats a plus. Every cliche in an alien film is thrown at you including the kitchen sink & in places just badly done, the 1st chest burster is a joke - proper naff - all in the 1st half hour. There's non stop & there's nonstop. The only feelgood moment of the movie is that eventually it does. Stop. This is me, last survivor of the hyperwash, signing off from ever watching a new alien movie ever again

Eye ball tearing out bad. So formulaic & predictable in genre that already is those things by its nature and to do it so badly, so utterly devoid of any humour,pathos or just plain good old balls is perhaps it's only redeeming feature - proof that spending colossal amounts of money don't mean squat. God help me for sitting through it, that's time I'll never get back...

I honestly cannot believe how this movie got made. It is so so bad, in every possible way, it has absolutely no redeeming features whatsoever. I have to write this review as it feels like I have a moral obligation to warn others to never ever watch it. The only reason I watched it was because it just kept getting worse and I was caught in the headlights...I feel run over by who ever made this happen - you need to take a long hard look in the mirror my friend, you are very very delusional. God have mercy on my soul.

Almost unwatchable its so good...gripping from the start, brilliant tie ups of 'loose ends', edge of your seat suspense and bottom of your heart sad, nearly perfect ending..just that I could watch it forever but I guess it has to end somewhere! Brilliant..thank you all. R.I.P. Robert Forster - a class act.

Oh Dear! I knew the descent into disneyfication was inevitable however it's already happening...this is the 1st 'MCU' film (apart from the appalling Venom) I felt excluded from for long periods, it's a teen movie - I know that's the target audience but this is too much for me..all the good stuff feels crow barred in - the tieing up loose ends parts come in the last third, sadly what precedes it is well..a bit lame, a bit Disney...I just watched the DVD to see if I felt the same still and yes sadly I do. (I'll take a moment here to say sony/colombia stick their name on it at every point - very boring, petty and unnecessary, even on the 'In Memorium' bits - it's tactless and crude). Does this mark the end of the MCU for adult audiences - I am thinking that it may well be, sorry folks but Walt want's your kids and their money. Shame but all good things come to an end. The only ray of light could be G.O.T.G.3 - but I am worried that it's going to be very Disneyfied - that REALLY would be the endgame.

Top drawer! I spat my tea out at the moment when...you know or you will if you watch it..funny and dark, excellent build up into a quality film - a rare gem indeed.

So, working with the premise that all the "hardware" & "science" works..(I know - bear with me) why is it that in every sci fi movie that has "future tech" as its main protagonist is there never and I mean never a big red shiny button with the word "OFF" written on it? Ah..its right here on my remote control...

Proof positive (where it needed) that Ridley Scott has lost the plot. The only thing this film did is make me want to watch the real one in order to cleanse my soul..absolutely none of the vision, wonder, humour and grit is here..a soulless void, both pointless and utterly unnecessary, he sure pulled the wool over a lot of so called critics eyes..I only do eyes..you see? They probably weren't born or old enough to watch the real one so have diminished expectations. I give this Diddley Squat Riddley Scott - not good enough old chap. Oh yeah, while I'm here what's with all the elephantine trombipulation? Really! What is it for? Ridiculous Riddley.