The plot has more holes than a trawler net.
More loose ends than a myopic spinsters crochet and Madame Tussaud’s supplied the cast.
James Nesbitt is more wooden than Pinocchio with less range.
How the cast get from Manchester to Runcorn bridge and then Blackpool is a geographical mystery.
But then the plot asks the viewers credibility to stretch so far there may have been a wormhole ?
