The War Kid14

Welcome, to the kingdom of Kupa keep. Welcome to the kkk. -Eric Cartman

Quite possibly one of the best open world games I’ve ever played. The customization of the car, the abilities, the weapons, the character customizations, the landscape, the graphics, the enemies, everything about this is so damn fun. It surprises me that not very many people know of this game. By far one of the most underrated games ever

I would say a fairly decent game. A big improvement from AC Valhalla. It’s very pleasing that they went back to assassins which is what the series is about. Casually playing it took me a full 60 hours exactly to finish Valhalla. But for Mirage, it only took me 20 hours to beat casually. If the game was a bit longer, say, 35-40 hours, then it would be much better. But it felt like it was rushed. Sure the fixed a few issues from before but new ones sparked. The story was intriguing but short, the weapons are cool but don’t feel very satisfying to use personally, and majority of the game is just trying to get from one point to another, for a very brief reason. The difficulty is actually pretty easy if you’re a longtime fan and experienced player. Newer fans would also have some easy times going into the game, however there were some points where it got generic. Such as when sneaking, the guards are fair, but sometimes too many at the same time. The graphics are awesome, the controls are decent, but the replay ability is not there. I played it because I just wanted to play as a normal assassin again, which I did, but it didn’t really catch my eye since many of its features were ones that were already made from Odyssey, and Valhalla.

I give this a 5… out of 500. The humor is just god awful, the characters are even worse, the mystery solving is basically nonexistent, the characters aren’t even their original characters because they just replaced them all with unfunny, stale, boring, and unlikable characters. Worse is that there is NO SCOOBY DOO. Which if anything I’m happy because they would have probably made him a tiny Pomeranian because that’s just what they like to do: butcher our beloved characters and completely make something unfunny and unoriginal. The producer literally put herself in as the main character because she just wanted to be Velma. The animations are ok and somewhat fluid, but at this point I’d rather watch something like Paradise PD, or Rick and Morty with the designs. At least those two shows can give me a smile. The fact that they went for a season 2 and didn’t even bother to check if anyone liked it or not, is beyond idiotic. As if they intentionally want us to hate this show, so we go back and rinse it down with a cold beer and an episode of the original Scooby Doo show to wash our pallets.

I love the fighting, the characters, Kratos, the boss fights, but half the time my control are unresponsive when in QuickTime events, I’ve used several different controllers, same outcome, the puzzles are way too cryptic just to get done with a single level, I cannot get past one part because my game is glitched to where I cannot jump high enough for some reason to make a ledge. I don’t know if anyone else has had the same problem, but I’m stuck right before I can get Aphrodites’ necklace. Again, really fun fighting, but way WAY too many puzzles for my liking. I played GOW for a balance between fighting, exploring, and puzzles, but the enemies are almost a complete afterthought when I’m dealing with the puzzles and confusing level design. Overall it’s a good game, but since I cannot progress due to a glitch inside my own game possibly being from the disc, my controllers, or my console, I cannot give too much info for the rest. I have tried to pass that part for exactly 3 hours straight, and I am certain that I cannot pass the level.

Amazing fun, on both sides too. The klowns gave more edge with their respawns and stamina, but the humans have a vast array of tools to fight. It has some bugs and issues, which of course will be fixed in the future. Though I recommend nerfing the popcorn gun significantly. If you get caught by a known using it, you’re toast because they’ll just track you down no matter what. Playing as a clown more often and enjoy playing as clown more often, I’ve used this and can say without a doubt it’s very unfair weapon. The only time I can see it kinda fair is with the trapper who is meant to have low durability and health. Plus it also has really good range too.

Was a good game at first, but got way too annoying. Too many Griefer are playing now. Not too long ago I had just spent an entire hour by myself after my guy left me, and while I was fighting this ashen winds boss, some guys roll up and kill me, sink my boat, and say it was because I shot at them first, when it was a skeleton. I tried to explain to them what happened, and they didn’t listen, and then proceeded to kill me over and over again. The game still has WAY too many bugs and don’t seem to fix them any time soon. Not to mention that it takes WAY too long to do anything. Looting, walking, fighting, like it doesn’t make any sense. You can only grab 5 rounds of ammunition per gun, they are just little metal balls that I could stick in my pocket. Plus whenever your carrying a chest and you go only walking speed, I can understand, but what I don’t understand is why you go that fast with a KEY! How is a small key so hard to carry that you have to slowly walk. The coconuts in the game are bigger and most likely heavier, and yet you can run with 5 of them in your inventory. Plus it seems for me that too many people are way too toxic and WAY to sweaty, that I can’t even get into 1 server to sails from island to island without seeing people come after me. But when I want to fight people, there’s barely anyone around. In arena, idk why but I can’t seem to have any full lobbies in a while, but when I do, people leave the second the game is gonna start. The game is pretty fun to play, but horrible to endure.

The only two films that have made me cry were the Shawshank Redemption, and a Dogs purpose. This really made me tear up and that’s extremely hard to do for me.

Pretty cool game, very realistic, just one big problem about the fighting mechanism... why can’t I use a hatchet to fight off wildlife? Or the knife I have? They are sharp weapons that can be used to defend myself. Not to mention that whenever I (spoiler) fight the bear with the spear, I have to have stamina to use it? It’s a spear that I literally just hold and press it against the ground, I’ve fought that bear over 5 times and why do I have to have stamina to place a spear in a semi-vertical position. I don’t think it’s a bad game, rather one of the best I’ve ever played, but they really have to get the fighting mechanics together. Plus even with the Rifle I can’t even get a kill with it, it’s powerful enough, but it shakes around to much, and the sights are way too tedious. Personally I think the main mechanic that needs to be fixed is the fighting mechanisms, starting with the guns.