Cale Schrantz

Hot take: Best movie in the Moriverse I have ever experienced. The juices flowing through my mouth when Morbius and Johnathan "big daddy" Sins said, "It's Morbin Time." were uncomparable. Morbillion/10, will spend my Morbucks to see it 10 Morbillion times again. W Cinematic Masterpiece. Personally, the most moving point in this cinematic masterpiece was the heart-wrenching, fan-favorite scene when Our Father, Morbius the Creator brutally slaughtered Queefius Morbo Jones with his "Rainbow Alligator Ultimate Pleasure/Pain Experience Albino BBC MorbinCock". Along with this, my local theater, The Morbidome, was an experience to never forget. The staff was extremely helpful and did not try to suck the Morbin-Lovin Life out of me, which was definitely a bonus. They gave me the complementary Fortnite-The Rock Collab GFuel Drink which I respectfully MorbiChugged down my slippity sloppity throat like it was Morbius's juices himself. After the movie, a wonderful feeling was left over in my MorbiHeart. I decided to dress up and get fancy by wearing my Men's XXL ROBLOX Adopt Me themed tank top, and my Among Us Imposter Backpack with a Low-Velocity, Remote Activated Pipe Bomb with an Aluminum Pipe Cover Electrically Charged by MorbiJuice. Overall, I would recommend this movie to any religious and racially willing families with a Morbius filled hole in their hearts needing a movie to call home. Sincerely, Morbebeius Follower 101. P.S. Cant wait for Morbius 2: It's Morbin Time, Into the Morbinverse!