I love eating my husband ashes this book inspired me to. Tell Jewish people that I will smoke their ancestors. My friend stole my husband, so I got with her mom. That’s why I like eating toasted orphans with barbecue, buffalo sauce and ranch. They are finger licking good…. This book inspired me to kill of the children I hate. I then made them my slaves, Abraham Lincoln ain’t gonna do nothing about it cuz he ded ded in the grave.