Roman Firmin

If this game were a book, it would win the Nobel prize in literature. If this game were wine, sommeliers would talk about it for centuries. If it were a basketball player, it would be LeBron James. If this game were a violin, it would be a Stradivarius. This game has touched me in ways no uncle ever could. This game is genuinely, most undoubtedly, verily, and very truly… the best game I’ve ever played. Want a good story? Play RDR2. Want fun and realistic game mechanics? Play RDR2. Want a family heirloom to pass on to your kids? Buy the disc of RDR2. Want to find the cure to cancer? Play RDR2. Want to feel like a badass? Play RDR2. Want to get a girlfriend? Play RDR2. Haven’t played this game yet? PLAY RED DEAD REDEMPTION TWO! JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF JUST CALLED. Wanna know what he said? He said, “My child, play red dead redemption 2.”