Owen Kasper

This movie can only be described as a masterpiece. It follows Phil, who is such a winner. Phil literally falls in love with his phone. That’s like the definition of cool guy. Phil has no people skills because he’s too cool to talk with real people. Instead of waisting his time talking to people he sits alone in his room stalking girls on his phone, as winners do. Then one day Phil’s beloved phone is damaged and he is forced to replace it with Jexi(his love of his life). Jexi helps guide Phil to make better decisions and eventually the two fall in love. Unfortunately as all dramas do Phil has a reckoning and betrays his beloved Jexi to go be with a real girl. Watch Jexi fight to preserve the love of her life.

What has every Christmas movie lacked in the past few decades? If you answered Vigilante Santa Clause then this movie is for you. This is an instant classic movie which families will revisit for years to come. Seeing Santa Clause decapitate three thugs at once will make your child sleep soundly at night. Not to mention it’s really great to see some realism of Santa’s alcoholic addiction. Unfortunately I would have liked to see a little more action from Skull Crusher(Santa’s axe from his Viking days). I mean it’s insane that so many Christmas films have completely skipped over the fact that Santa is a brutal serial killer. It was really great to get some acknowledgment of Santa’s glory days.

This film may feel lackluster and from a plot standpoint it may feel bad. However if you are seeking a movie for a laugh with memorable and quotable lines then this is indeed the movie for you. It is quite funny and very Rewatchable.