J. Michael Seyfert

named after "Holy Matthew," a jewish tax collector, who could read and write and therefore was sourced by a savvy carpenter to write his gospel = good news, so the story goes, In Mexico and South America, San Mateo is the patron saint of banksters, accountants and other noble species. Amén.

One of literature's biggest fails since the Dead Sea scrolls.

"we tend to swallow and not find bitter the venom of our servitude"