Gus Goduti

Title: Burn It. Bury It. Salt the Earth. I just wasted 2 hours of my life watching the 2025 Snow White, and I want financial compensation, emotional reparations, and a personal apology from every single person involved. What in the fresh hell was this flaming dumpster of corporate vomit? The writing? Dogshit. Like ChatGPT and a toddler tag-teamed a script overnight on Red Bull and TikTok. The acting? I’ve seen more life in wax figures at Madame Tussauds. The CGI? Looked like it was outsourced to a middle school coding class running Windows 98. The “dwarves”? Bro… don’t even get me started. I don’t know what the hell they were, but it sure as shit wasn’t Snow White. Every line of dialogue made me want to slam my head into the seat in front of me. Who wrote this? Who directed this? Who let this abomination escape the cutting room floor? This isn’t a movie. This is an anti-movie. It’s what you’d play to torture prisoners of war. Disney should be ashamed. Walt is doing backflips in his cryo chamber. Zero out of ten. Negative stars. I wouldn’t show this to my worst enemy. If you love yourself, stay far, far away.